Ahhh … you SLAY me!!!
To those of you who fail to get the joke … it was a play on words. I’m sure if someone offered a vampire a side of ‘steak’, he would likely think she said ‘stake’. They do sound alike. If you don’t think it’s funny, that’s your loss. I do.
Heard the one about those two nuns who were driving along and a vampire jumps out in front of their car and starts to walk menacingly towards them..
Sister Anne says to Sister Bernadette…"Show him your cross!"
Sister Bernadette wound down the window of the car and said " GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU F**KING BASTARD!"
There are so many stories about vampires, and how people said that Dracula was a vampire. But why did people say that he was a vampire? Wasn’t he a real person, right? And are vampires considered living things, or corpses? When did people start making up stories about vampires?
So I’m writting a research paper for english on the progression of vampires, and I have to connect it back to British literature; I have Vampyre, Varney the Vampire, and Dracula does anyone know of any other books that were published, and if anyone has any tips or websites that would aid me in writting this paper it would be greatly appreciated:)
Thanks!
I’ve heard that Count Dracula was Romania’s national hero in the 15th C, when they fought the Turkish army.
But he is better known to foreigners as a vampire in Hollywood horror films.
What do Romanians think of that?